Kibbles

I have recently seen adds for breed specific dog foods. The idea being that they can formulate the nutritional balance just right for a specific breed to help it be healthier. It's a neat idea though I doubt I'd spend that much on dog food if I had one.

What I really want though are human kibbles. Perfectly formulated to deliver all the vitamins, nutrients, and such all balanced for optimal health. All done up in little bite size morsels that allow me to grab a scoop for lunch and go. No cooking required.

Portion sizes would be defined based on your normal calorie burn and if you wanted to gain or lose weight. Shopping would be simple. Just buy a 50lb bag and blamo, your set for food for the next couple weeks. Put it on routine order and never think about meal prep, planning, or budget again.

Realistically it couldn't replace all meals, but even if I ate it for half of my meals I would be happy. I looked all over the internet and there doesn't seem to be anything like it. I am very disappointed in the world at large for not having done this idea. I even found a lot of people talking about it. But nope. No dice.

A lot of people wouldn't like it. However, a lot of people would. It could also be super useful for emergency aid and disaster situations. Camping, space travel, and military rations would all be good use cases. Keep a 5lb bag of it in your car for emergencies.

I say that I haven't had an original thought in my life, and this is certainly not an exception. However, usually someone somewhere has actually implemented my ideas on some level.