Conspiracies

In general when a conspiracy theory is presented people laugh it off and ignore it, and to be fair they probably should. However, there are such things as conspiracies, and people do try to do devious stuff now and then. So it isn't inherently unreasonable that conspiracies exist. Not all, but some.

I have always said that I have never had an original thought, and to my knowledge that is true. So one day I had a thought. Presupposing someone was going to have a conspiracy that ended up being successful it would require at least a few really smart people. So hypothetically if the conspirators discovered that some bit of their nefarious plan was going to become public knowledge they would get ahead of it by contacting the kookiest nut job conspiracy theorist they could find and give him a rundown of  what was going to be discovered. He would then go NUTS and tell everyone who he could get within earshot that he had super legit real info. Everyone would ignore him and then when they heard about the information from a somewhat less sketchy source they would already have associated the story with crazy wahoo dude and ignore it a second time.

Thus, given my never having had an original thought, and the fact that successful conspiracies (some of which must exist) involve smart people who have good ideas. This is OBVIOUSLY proof positive that they have done this. Thereby making not EVERY single thing crazy conspiracy wackoos say complete craziness...

Oooooooh, maybe the president is a lizard man.

This post is brought to you by up too late with too little sleep.