Dear Future Me

Dear Future Me,

Thank you for cleaning out the garage this weekend. Past me is a total bum and keeps not having done it. Even when he had nothing to do last Saturday he just sat around on the internet looking at cats.

Thank you for going to the gym four times next week instead of three to make up since that bum past me skipped yesterday. You are a real champ.

Thank you for running a little extra tomorrow to pick up the slack for past me eating that third (THIRD!) doughnut this morning.

Thank you for making time to spend with the kids even though you had a long day at work. Past me keeps just herding them off to bed.

Future me, you are just the best. I can always count on you to be there and make the tough choices past me punts on. You are the man.

Sincerely,

Present Me